7.21.2008

[CMoore.com] Jessica Simpson Epic Fail

So the never-had-talent tries to reinvent herself as a country star. It did not go well.

Audiences booed and clapped as the singer, 28, opened for Sara Evans on Saturday at the Country Thunder USA festival in Randall, Wisconsin.

“I don’t know what your perception is of Jessica Simpson or what tabloid you buy, but I just want you to know that I’m just a girl from Texas,” Simpson told the crowd. “I’m just like you. I’m doing what I love and dating a boy.

J. Simp, honey, it’s not the singing they were booing. You have to know your audience, and cowboys like to keep that shit on the downlow, know what I’m sayin?

[CMoore.com] One Badass Leopard

Behold, as a leopard attacks and kills a crocodile. With pictures!

Leopard attacks croc... and wins

Man, I don’t know what the croc said, but that leopard musta been pissed to do that.

7.17.2008

[CMoore.com] You know who I love?

Joss Whedon.

Check out his Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog shorts. Aaaaawesome! (Neil Patrick Harris, Nate Fillion, and Felicia Day are the actors)

7.09.2008

[CMoore.com] Separated at Birth?

from the amazing mind of ghostfinger, compare and discuss:

2.5 men set:
2.5 men set

with Laverne and Shirley, the California year(s):
L&S set 1
L&S set 2

Same set or same set designer?

7.08.2008

[CMoore.com] I am aware of all internet traditions

And now, you too, can finally keep up with my awesome cultural references. Except you can’t. Because I’ll always be ahead of you. Just try and keep up, bitches!

(seriously, though, this will at least get you, and you know who you are, past the “dude, where’s my car?” stage of lame-o ness)

7.01.2008

[CMoore.com] PSA - Help Save Helpline - 1.800.SUICIDE

Give what you can, share where you may.

6.23.2008

[CMoore.com] Bummer

Edgy comic George Carlin dies at 71

Comedian George Carlin, a counter-culture hero famed for his routines about drugs, dirty words and the demise of humanity, died of heart failure at a Los Angeles-area hospital on Sunday. He was 71.

Carlin was amazing. His routines were those of a 2%er who managed to actually connect with the rest of the world. From religion to sex to politics to culture to plain reason, he was a veritable cornucopia of wit and humor.

In sum, I have this to say: shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.

6.22.2008

[CMoore.com] Design Star Music

OK, it’s got to be said - WTF is up with that cheesy-ass music they’re using this year when they show the “after” shots on the room? Seriously, it’s awful 80s-era euro synth trash mixed with muzak.

Also, this is the cryingest season ever.

The show has fundamental problems - it’s entirely focused on the “design” part and not at all focused on the “TV” part; there is no reason for any winner to have a show at the end, and the competition is not geared toward the “thematic show with personality” part which is kind of, you know, crucial for a personality-based show - but the competition is fun (for a comparison on how to do it correctly, see the Next Food Network Star where there’s a huge emphasis on the contestant’s theme and TV style, not just their cooking). If you want to see a floundering train wreck of a show, watch either of the last two seasons winners, which are flat out boring shows.

Also, the viewers’ choice person (Stephanie) looks like someone I know +35 lbs.

Also also, these people cry more than fuckin Ricky on Project Runway. And they only kept that Kentucky woman (Tracy) in for the conflict/drama. Maybe she has BPD with the level of enmity going on there. Then again, she does seem like a pretty huge assmunch and not a team player in the slightest so it’s probably deserved.

Anyhoo, the music during the reveals in the Design Star thingee this year is poke-your-eyes-out awful.

5.24.2008

[CMoore.com] YouMeme watch 01

Pitted, so pitted

Thought I’d share some vids as they start entering the zeitgeist

5.23.2008

[CMoore.com] Meta pop music video

Great video by Weezer

… I love the warmth and acceptance of all the freaky YouTube miniceleb memes.

Weezer isn’t my favorite band, but the video? Good stuff. You’ve got afroninja, the leave Britney alone! kid, Miss South Carolina… and hugs all around.

4.12.2008

[CMoore.com] The effects of fear and our diminished existence

One graphic nicely sums up our age of irrational and overcontrolling fear. We’re doing it to ourselves, people.

[CMoore.com] It's an oldy but a goody

I had totally forgotten about this series of exchanges between Judd Apatow (40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, Superbad, etc) and Mark Brazil (that shitty 70s show, general insane douchebag-slash-multimillionaire). But just because it’s old doesn’t mean it’s not worthwhile! (also - interested in ghostfinger’s take on Brazil’s particular form of mental instability).

This came about from the real estalker where I noticed that Brazil is eating his shorts on real estate deals (lost a mil on a sale last year, going to lose as much on today’s listing) … and it couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

3.23.2008

[CMoore.com] In case you wanted to try out a baseball league

Thought I’d give a simple points league a try and what do you know? ESPN has a free and easy setup thing.

Group: Always Room for More
Password: leskanic

http://games.espn.go.com/bbc/group?groupID=4220

3.22.2008

[CMoore.com] Wanna buy a house?

The Humphrey Estate is on the market. For a mere $48 mil. (outside of Atlanta, of all places)

Check it out, though, it’s … remarkable.

3.14.2008

[CMoore.com] New Pattern

Interspersing recipes with totally awesome clips from Japanese TV

Enjoy! It’s faaaaaantastic

2.20.2008

[CMoore.com] Someone had to approve this

I don’t know who, but my guess is that certain someone is a GENIUS