11.17.2005
7.12.2005
Haven't posted here in a while
Had a really strange dream last night. I'm sure part was allegory to my professional situation (and an obvious one at that), but the rest was this really cool terror/surreal thing involving mega sharks and the Cold People. Maybe I'll write a story about it someday. The Cold People have lots of promise.
3.10.2005
Ah, to heck with it
so many places to go... so, so many.
3.03.2005
Lefkow Update
Damn that Liberal Media
This just in: some say O'Reilly sexually harasses the female staff, has fantasies involving loofas and falafel, and settles claims brought against him in court after a lot of blustery denials and empty words of fight-to-the-deathism.
Brooklyn's Abu Ghraib
Nice.
Asian Greenhouse Gasses
There's a pitch for a McD's if I've ever seen one... except maybe not so much in India. If people would just stop eating, they wouldn't need to cook, and if they stopped cooking they wouldn't have to worry about smog in 50 years. Simple!
Can Someone Tell Me Why This is Noteworthy
Diamond heart12 billion people have gone through raising a teenager. Whoopdeefuckindoo.
In an exclusive excerpt from her new book, "Plan B," Anne Lamott writes about the difficulty and beauty of mothering a teenager
The coming crackdown on blogging?
Then again, with this administration and Abu Gonzalez in power... I can see how the paranoia might seem reasonable.
People just need to chill the fuck out, step back, and breathe a bit y'know? Ain't nuthin but a muffin... and we've got a lot of butter to go.
More Privacy Intrusions
District officials said they grew concerned after hearing of rampant student drinking. Teenagers were caught drinking on school trips to Costa Rica and Italy. A drunk student vomited on a bus on the way to a field trip. Then there were students showing up in class drunk, sometimes after having alcohol at lunch.Sounds like a minor problem with a few students being blown way out of proportion by alarmist chicken littles. Except for the Costa Rica and Italy thing... but what else did they expect?
I guess it's good no one was caught fucking. Then they'd be having random hymen checks in the hallway.
White Supremacists Murder Judge's family
Right wingers are the danger to this society, crazy, violent nutjobs. These people are the ones who are destroying our society, the reactionary, rage-fueled idiots of the right. White supremacists kill an 89 year old woman and a hobbled man... because their dear leader lost a trademark case that the man's wife was presiding over. McVeigh? Right winger. Tupelo? Right wingers. I am ashamed that these people and I are part of the same species.
This keeps running through my head:
It may not be directly on point, but if putsch comes to shove, I'm putsching back. Hard.First they came for the Jews
Pastor Martin Niemöller
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the Communists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for me
and there was no one left
to speak out for me.
3.02.2005
Wolcott Notices Something...
To whit: the administration and the right are gearing up to try and instigate a war with Iran. With what troops? Who knows. With what plan? Who cares, just attaaaaaack!
Note: I'm not denying that Iran is a dangerous country, what I am commenting upon is the insane power-hungry messianic globaloney of the neocons who think that when you combine an outline of a plan with a bunch of handwaving, you get the result intended. See also, Iraq, Afghanistan, Social Security, global warming.
Now what Wolcott is noticing is that Hezbollah is starting to be framed as the new al Qaeda. So pay attention to your cable news, ladies and germs, and watch for Hezbollah == the evil, bad enemy with sleeper cells ... in your kitchen! cable news reports.
Also, reason #35021 why Lieberman needs to be out of the Dems and out of the Senate:
Lightning out of Lebanon is an eye opener. The book reads like a novel but documents in detail how operatives of what many call the 'A-Team of Terrorism' have taken advantage of our freedoms, legal loopholes, and defense weaknesses to set up support cells in communities all over America. - Lieberman, book blurb for Lightning out of Lebanon (emphasis added)
3.01.2005
Bankruptcy Bill... power to the peo^h^h^h Banks!
Look, credit card companies: you give me an unsecured loan. In return for your risk, you get usurious interest rates and inflict gawdawful penalties. That's your get. That's all your get. Why you feel entitled to run to the front of the line at a bankruptcy that you helped create sounds like you've got a little entitlement problem.
Luckily for the banks, the GOP is the business entitlement party. They're lubed and bent over already, you barely even need the reacharound.
Abu Gonzalez Reveals DoJ Priorities
- Ending Senate blocking of judicial nominees, a "broken process that must be fixed" before there is a vacancy on the Supreme Court.
- Renewing provisions of the USA Patriot Act that are set to expire at the end of the year, saying the law has been an important tool in preventing terror attacks in the United States.
- Amending the Constitution to give crime victims the right to participate in prosecutions and sentencings.
2.28.2005
More Propaganda from the GOP
What are they advocating? Why, the end to lunch breaks of course.
Ladies and gentlemen, your tax dollars at work... to lessen your standard of loving. Ah, the GOP. Bless their evil little hearts.
Lieberman needs to go... now
[E]very sign I see tells me that Sen. Lieberman is looking to cut a deal of some sort with Sen. Lindsey Graham(R) of South Carolina and thus with the White House. It would be a kinder, gentler phase-out. But phase-out just the same.(via TPM)There is absolutely no reason - NONE - for the Dems to help out the GOP on this one. The phase out plan is unpopular, it doesn't work, and it's bad for the people. The GOP needs one and only one Dem to provide "bipartisan" cover. Why would Joltin Joe "tin ear" Lieberman sign on? Why is he even in the Democratic party? Ass. He goes through with this, and I think there's going to be a new Senator from CT next term.
No retreat, no surrender. When the GOP is drowning, you don't throw them a life preserver, you throw them an anchor.
Farewell to Boo...
...'s nutz.
Sorry, man. I held off as long as I could, but with my travel plans and your needing some doggy day care, they had to go. You're a great dog and I wish you had some offspring, but it just wasn't in the cards.
Coolest dog ever! ... now complete with his own coin pouch.
Why do I have pets again?
Since Boo wasn't at home, I thought I'd leave my bedroom door open and maybe the cats can come take a nappy nap with me while I slept.
Reason #4951 why I close my bedroom door: so the cats don't decide to PEE ON MY COMFORTER while i'm sleeping.
goddamnit. NOT a good way to wake up.