[CMoore.com] Jessica Simpson Epic Fail

So the never-had-talent tries to reinvent herself as a country star. It did not go well.

Audiences booed and clapped as the singer, 28, opened for Sara Evans on Saturday at the Country Thunder USA festival in Randall, Wisconsin.

“I don’t know what your perception is of Jessica Simpson or what tabloid you buy, but I just want you to know that I’m just a girl from Texas,” Simpson told the crowd. “I’m just like you. I’m doing what I love and dating a boy.“

J. Simp, honey, it’s not the singing they were booing. You have to know your audience, and cowboys like to keep that shit on the downlow, know what I’m sayin?

[CMoore.com] One Badass Leopard

Behold, as a leopard attacks and kills a crocodile. With pictures!

Man, I don’t know what the croc said, but that leopard musta been pissed to do that.

[CMoore.com] You know who I love?

Joss Whedon.

Check out his Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog shorts. Aaaaawesome! (Neil Patrick Harris, Nate Fillion, and Felicia Day are the actors)

[CMoore.com] Separated at Birth?

from the amazing mind of ghostfinger, compare and discuss:

2.5 men set:

with Laverne and Shirley, the California year(s):

Same set or same set designer?

[CMoore.com] I am aware of all internet traditions

And now, you too, can finally keep up with my awesome cultural references. Except you can’t. Because I’ll always be ahead of you. Just try and keep up, bitches!

(seriously, though, this will at least get you, and you know who you are, past the “dude, where’s my car?” stage of lame-o ness)

[CMoore.com] A Little Help for My Fred

[CMoore.com] PSA - Help Save Helpline - 1.800.SUICIDE

Give what you can, share where you may.