Somebody needs to call facilities management

From today’s game-weather report for the KC@MIN contest:

59°F - Mostly cloudy. Refreshingly cool. Wind: 9mph/NE

Now, first, I love that it’s “refreshingly cool.” It’s like a mint patty of a baseball game.

But the even better part is the 9mph wind… inside the Metrodome. Did Gigantaur attack and no one tell us?

From the unfortunate product name files

Amazon.com: KitchenAid Hand Blender.

Despite its name it is not, apparently, meant for the blending of hands.

The Inbox Of Nardo Pace

The Inbox Of Nardo Pace, The Empire’s Worst Engineer

Subject Trash Compactor
From Death Star Detention Level Janitor Date A Long Time Ago 7:46 PM
To Nardo Pace

Hey, kid. That trash compactor you designed is up and running and I’ve got to say it looks great. Lots of grime, a magnetically sealed hatch that can’t be opened from the inside, a tentacled garbage creature that practically serves no purpose at all. It’s got everything a salty old janitor could ever want.

good times. Palpatine was my favorite.

Interesting

… hey, it’s better than that execrable Tori Amos version of Smells Like Teen Spirit.