Copycat

I totally did that too. Only I didn’t. Instead I stiffed this girl who wanted to be my guest but was kind of scaring me with her overaggressiveness and so even though I totally could have hit it and she would have eaten me alive, I just kinda ditched her like a scaredy cat. But other than that, this graduation was exactly like mine.

I have GOT to get back to NYC

Just to see this play. Seriously.

The troof

Dipshits who need to speed have small dicks

Anti-speeding ad wags fingers
CANBERRA, Australia, June 26 UPI — An Australian anti-speeding TV ad features young women making hand gestures at a speeder that imply the target has a small penis.

The campaign features young women, an elderly woman and other young men not in the drivers seat wiggling their little fingers in a gesture that implies the speeder is poorly endowed

I know of at least one dissociative stalker going through a perpetual midlife crisis to which this applies. Tiny, dude. Tie-knee.