[CMoore.com] Today is my Favorite YouTube Day Ever

[CMoore.com] I can't decide

this is either the gayest or most heterosexual piece since Chuck Berry’s “My Dingaling”

Can’t decide. Brain aneurysm!

[CMoore.com] That's the Most Heterosexual Thing I've Ever Seen

Also, frickkin awesome

[CMoore.com] Cunning and Sneaky

[CMoore.com] Kiss that meme goodbye

Time to put “fail” in the “dude, where’s my car?” pile.

When Ben Bernanke and Henry Paulson testified before the Senate banking committee last month about Paulson’s proposed bailout bill, a demonstrator in the audience held up an 8.5-by-11 piece of paper with one word scrawled on it in block letters: “FAIL.” Earlier in September, Sarah Palin’s interview with Charlie Gibson was dubbed by some bloggers an “epic fail.” Grist magazine invoked the phrase when John McCain told a Maine TV reporter that Sarah Palin “knows more about energy than probably anyone else in the United States.” And just last week on the Atlantic’s Web site, Ta-Nehisi Coates found the theory that Bill Ayers ghost-wrote Barack Obama’s memoir so “desperate” he called it an “Epic Fail.”

[CMoore.com] Good timing

Managed to get the lens right on the bastid’s face wut killed ya

… actually, I’m calling fake, but it’s a good un.

[CMoore.com] This may be the worst thing I've ever seen

I can’t believe it took me 30 years to find it.

No, wait. Seriously? They filmed that? It made it past editing and was actually released? Inconceivable!

[CMoore.com] Kermit Bale

Christian Bale == Kermit… with photographic evidence

[CMoore.com] 10 Most Challenged Books, 2007

Also known as my new reading list

1) "And Tango Makes Three," by Justin Richardson/Peter Parnell
Reasons: Anti-Ethnic, Sexism, Homosexuality, Anti-Family, Religious Viewpoint, Unsuited to Age Group

2) The Chocolate War," by Robert Cormier
Reasons: Sexually Explicit, Offensive Language, Violence

3) "Olive's Ocean," by Kevin Henkes
Reasons: Sexually Explicit and Offensive Language

4) "The Golden Compass," by Philip Pullman
Reasons: Religious Viewpoint

5) "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn," by Mark Twain
Reasons: Racism

6) "The Color Purple," by Alice Walker
Reasons: Homosexuality, Sexually Explicit, Offensive Language,

7) “TTYL," by Lauren Myracle
Reasons: Sexually Explicit, Offensive Language, Unsuited to Age Group

“I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings," by Maya Angelou
Reasons: Sexually Explicit

9) "It's Perfectly Normal," by Robie Harris
Reasons: Sex Education, Sexually Explicit

10) “The Perks of Being A Wallflower," by Stephen Chbosky
Reasons: Homosexuality, Sexually Explicit, Offensive Language, Unsuited to Age Group

I’m kind of sad I’ve only read four of those, actually.

[CMoore.com] When Lipsyncing is a good thing

I knew it was bad, but that’s just… wow.

[CMoore.com] Disappointed by America yet again

HGTV’s next design star has approximately 1/10th the talent and 1/100th the design skills. Even if the methodology wasn’t screwed up (texting A or B is a blow to the person with B), even if Jen has nothing but matching the demographic of the watchers, I thought the obvious talent disparity on this, the worst of the Design Star seasons was such that the better designer would win.

Oh well.

Matt, you got jobbed.

[CMoore.com] This may be my new favorite blog

[CMoore.com] Hate to say I told you so

… but I told you so!

Welcome back, billmon.

[CMoore.com] Jessica Simpson Epic Fail

So the never-had-talent tries to reinvent herself as a country star. It did not go well.

Audiences booed and clapped as the singer, 28, opened for Sara Evans on Saturday at the Country Thunder USA festival in Randall, Wisconsin.

“I don’t know what your perception is of Jessica Simpson or what tabloid you buy, but I just want you to know that I’m just a girl from Texas,” Simpson told the crowd. “I’m just like you. I’m doing what I love and dating a boy.“

J. Simp, honey, it’s not the singing they were booing. You have to know your audience, and cowboys like to keep that shit on the downlow, know what I’m sayin?

[CMoore.com] One Badass Leopard

Behold, as a leopard attacks and kills a crocodile. With pictures!

Man, I don’t know what the croc said, but that leopard musta been pissed to do that.

[CMoore.com] You know who I love?

Joss Whedon.

Check out his Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog shorts. Aaaaawesome! (Neil Patrick Harris, Nate Fillion, and Felicia Day are the actors)

[CMoore.com] Separated at Birth?

from the amazing mind of ghostfinger, compare and discuss:

2.5 men set:

with Laverne and Shirley, the California year(s):

Same set or same set designer?

[CMoore.com] I am aware of all internet traditions

And now, you too, can finally keep up with my awesome cultural references. Except you can’t. Because I’ll always be ahead of you. Just try and keep up, bitches!

(seriously, though, this will at least get you, and you know who you are, past the “dude, where’s my car?” stage of lame-o ness)

[CMoore.com] A Little Help for My Fred

[CMoore.com] PSA - Help Save Helpline - 1.800.SUICIDE

Give what you can, share where you may.